CONFIRMED: Chris Jericho Can't Do Anything About Pirates

From an interview of Chris Jericho in the UK Guardian.

Q:  We see you’re currently the WWE’s Intercontinental champion. What exactly is intercontinental about that title?

JERICHO:  That means I am the champion of all of the continents. As far as the water and skies go I don’t have any jurisdiction, but if it’s on land then I’m pretty much in charge.

Q:  Right, so what’s left for the actual WWE champion?

JERICHO:  Well the WWE champion’s in charge of boats and planes and stuff like that. If you’re a pirate, the WWE champion is pretty much in charge. If a pirate comes up to me I really can’t do anything about it.

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