The answer is “Still Gross…”
Oh, and she apparently just launched a new website, although, it looks as though it was launched sometime in 1998.
You’ve spent 20 years saying your prayers and eating your vitamins, but now you could really indulge with the new Hulkster line of frozen food products. Apparently, there are hamburgers, cheeseburgers and chicken sandwiches. Available at such classy establishments as Wal Mart. So what the hell are you waiting for? Get your fat ass off the computer, and go to Wal Mart and get these before they fly off the shelves. I know what I’m having for dinner.
With all the latest drama in the gossip blogs about Hulk Hogan’s new love interest, who just so happens to be his daughter Brooke’s former best friend, one opinion was surley missing, and that is of course, of professional wrestling scholar The Iron Shiek. After the success of a recent RF Video shoot, Howard Stern has taken a liking to the former World Champion and has had him on the show multiple times, most recently to talk about the Hogan situation, and as usual, it was an instant classic.
You may have seen WWE Hall of Famer Greg “The Hammer” Valentine last week during RAW and went “Oh yea, what ever happened to that guy?” Well, our crack team of researchers (read:on crack) have found out just how Mr. Valentine was spending last summer. Why, showing up at a random backyard wrestling event of course:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v908267NTcmQyCCAnd you thought his run as one half of Rhythm and Blues was bad. Gotta love that there are two people out there cheering (most likely the ‘bookers’ of the show who gathered all the money they made working at Dairy Queen) his speech where he basically acknowledges how pathetic this is. BACKYARD WRESTLERS BEWARE…Greg Valentine may be walking down the back alleys and may just run in and try to spoil your fun. In case of attack, call Vince McMahon.
There are diehard wrestling fans, and then marks. Marks make me embarrassed to say I like wrestling. I couldn’t find a better example then Youtube superstar thejericode0136. I don’t even know how I stumbled on this clip, but this guy clearly takes wrestling a little too seriously. A prime example of the downside of Youtube…anyone can just ramble for 10 minutes and get 4,000 views. This dude speaks like I did when I was eight years old talking into my mirror, except instead of a mirror this guy has a digital camera. Ahh, tehcnology.
It’s no secret how much we here at DoubleAxHandle respect Ric Flair, but this kid takes it a bit too seriously. Plus, he’s wearing a John Cena hat, which I assume he paid for, or more likely, his parents paid for. I could make fun of this guy, but a bunch of Youtube users already beat me to the punch. Some excerpts:
hey fattie want another cream cake
hav u heard of exercise or is that noexistant in america
*coughs* nerd
Hes a moron for;
1. wearing a John Cena hat
2. making this video
3. being fat
4. thinking wrestling is actually real
5. having a monotone voice
6. Orgasm over terry funk
7. carrying this video on for a second short of ten minutes
8. coming as close to bumming ric flair as possible
9. insulting 3 greats, Hogan, trips and Hart
10. Your a fag.
That was too much for jerichocode and he just had to respond to these accusations:
1.cena’s rocks but only smart fans understand that
2.got 4 honors people are watching
3.6 3 220 not fat
4.i dont i have forgot more about wrestling than most people know
5.true i saound like a chipmunk
6.nope cant say i have
7.ya f youtube it should of been 20mins
8.its called respect
9.hogan was really bad=khail in ring,hhh great in ring a superstar and had super matches but his backstage bs and not putting people over isnt cool,hart he should of jobbed to hbk when asked
10 married with kids
When he says “married with kids” he really means he kindaps single mothers and their children.
We’re less than 48 hours away from the biggest ripoff of the year, which will most likely feature the retirement of the greatest wrestler of all time, Ric Flair.
Now much like the the title of this post says, Flair was one cunning linguist. Some people would even argue that Flair is a poet. One of those people would most likely be an online Flair advocate who goes by the alias of Poodleface who has edited together two masterpieces showing off Flair’s (what the hip hoppers call) mad flow…
It’s no secret how we feel about Teddy Hart. I found the below clip online, and I think no cynical, smarky commentary do it justice. This video speaks for itself.
Do you notice how he accidentally rhymes when he talks? You can tell Teddy spends a lot of time talking to himself in front of a mirror. People at independant shows need to make a rule not to put a camera in front of Hart’s face right after he got high!
Buff Blogwell adds: Would you, could you, with some weed? Would you, could you, yes indeed!
