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Vince McMahon admits John Cena sucks!
You read the headline correct wrestling fans. Vince McMahon practically admits John Cena blows fucking chunks as a wrestler. Variety recently ran an article on the WWE Films division and it was mostly a fluff piece talking about how amazing they are doing, and how they are going to branch out and try to do comedies based on the success of The Game Plan for Dwayne Johnson (who my sources tell me wrestled at one point under “The Rock” moniker), but then Vince McMahon was quoted with the following:
“First and foremost, they’re performers and some of them secondarily are athletes,” McMahon says.”
Some of them are great atheletes! Ergo, John Cena sucks! And, the Great Khali really sucks! And, Vince McMahon doesn’t care, see…
“You have to reinvent yourself over and over,” McMahon says.
Editor’s Note: Our sources inside the WWE confirm that Vince McMahon confuses the words reinvent and recycle and nobody wants to correct him out of fear of getting fired.
“We’ve always have the creative ability to do that. You change with the times. Our audience is a very active and vocal focus group. They vote with their wallets. If they don’t like what they’re being presented, they don’t come. You have to judge their reactions.”
Oh, I get it. They realize their writing is so repetitive and mildly-retarded, that the only people who would be willing to actually pay for it are dumb little kids or young girls (and I’m sure a good chunk of older guys) who think Jeff Hardy is so dreamy. It’s clear that I don’t know what I want, Vince knows what I want. Vince knows I love matches that never get out of 2nd gear and the reverse chin lock is the greatest move in the world. Thanks, Vince. Here’s the login to my bank account…
Posted by Blogger Brody on March 2nd, 2008
Tags: GREAT KHALI, John Cena, taint, vince mcmahon, wwe films
First of all it doesn’t sound like Vince Mcmahon said Cena sucks at all.You are making that up in your head.Second,you sound gay by trying to convince everybody you are not and saying all older men who like wresting think Jeff Hardy is dreamy and basicily saying they r gay.You need a life.You r probably frustrated cause you think Cena an Jeff r attractive.I bet u want them.
First of all, it doesn’t seem like you understand the concept of sarcasm, and second of all what’s wrong with thinking Jeff Hardy is dreamy? NO HOMO!
No, he’s right. I do suck.
Word Life.
I for one think Marty Jannetty is way hotter than Jeff Hardy…followed by Sweet Stan Lane in close second.
// w00t!
I’m gonna have to go with me, Sweet Stan Lane and Jeff Hardy in a TRIPPLE TRETT MATCH.
With whipped cream.
It ain’t a party unless it’s a Pat Patterson party!
Currently the WWE has a lot of talented wrestlers working for them so it saddens me that they aren’t giving more of these talented people a push. Instead they keep shoving the very limited John Cena down the fans throats. I find this
decision by the WWE to be very annoying. Do they really think they can continue to hold the attention of the fans this way? People are tired of Cena being the
World Heavyweight Champion or being in all the main events because all his matches are predictable and boring.
Also I think that Randy Orton is much more attractive than Cena. He is also a much better wrestler and is far more entertaining. He deserves to be champ again rather than an over-rated guy like Cena, or an old guy like Triple H. Triple H needs to pass the torch to younger talent.
*evil gay pose with longing stare*
The Age of Orton will rise again.
Not gay!
everyone is entitled to there opinion but wrestling isnt like it use to be, where talant sold tickets rather then the bullchit on ecw with edge and vicki, over the undertaker. maybe he wanted to retire but for years the mans been a great wrestler and the wwe is sinking fast. as far as cena, hes good but he isnt what he use to be and as far as ortan , now theres a real cry babie, the only way he wins is hitting someone from behind. triple h is another great wrestler, he allways gives 110 percent, orton couldnt hold his boots let alone a real title. i think vince needs to wake up and remember its wrestling and we want to see real matches. its like the big show theres a man 7 feet tall 441 pounds, now truthfully who could stand against that, suely not edge or ortan.
yea, sucks… Nobody !
fuck u
this mirage or whatever…just bullshitting. If you go to wrestlemania…you’ll most likely see people booing at Cena, and actually CHEERING for randy orton. randy orton is a great athlete, and he in my oppinion, is actually a better wrestler than cena and some batista shit. Both Edge and Orton are such great heels that they made you so fuckin hate them.
Great job, Edge and Orton. Keep on makin these pussies hate you.
You are rigth Merlina, this note about VM saying that about John Cena, he never say nothing like that,
Blogger Brody ,do you have brain Damage?
Edge Suck, The Undetaker will destroy him soon.
GRUDAH PRUERG SUTREK I STILL SUCK WORSE THAN CENA HEDFTY LKIUOP GRAWLR JUGRWA!!! KREWLYAH UMAGAPENIS KREWLA BUT AT LEAST IM JUST A COMEDY ACT NOW WERTSGH GRAULKJA BRUGHTWO!!! HRUMPAH JRGRUAH SERIOUSLY THOUGH CENA BLOWS GRYIKA BRUGA!!!
I wish cena to fight in a MMA match, so he can get his butt kicked, he wouldn’t last half a minute
anyone in UfC could kill em.
finally the rock has come back 2 the topic…
the rock says this ” cena..a nobody..a pore..roody poo candy ass”..”The Rock is gonna go through cena like ex-lax goes through his fat-ass mama!”..
so watch it…
if U SMELLLAOOO…WAT THE ROCK…IS COOKIN
i used to be a big fan of wrestling when i was a kid (bret hart era) i stopped watching for a while then got back into it during the rock, stone cold triple h angle era. now i tune into raw and find my self falling asleep. i remember when i hated triple h and now not only am i forced to cheer for him, but i honeslty want to see him pretend to whack people in the face with that sledge hammer, solely on the fact that almost all of them suck. and the few that dont (ie. cm punk) are midcarders cause vince seemingly cant stand to see the belt around the waste of someone under 250 for more then a couple of months, no matter how much the fans want it. As for cena he’s kinda funny sometimes but not for the reasons you’d think. wWhen you look at it the wwe has sucessfully neutered wrestlers who were great (ie. chris jericho) in order to push guys who truly suck, but are gigantic. Batista comes to mind. I would take angle and benoit(yes benoit) jericho(non bitter y2j version), the rock, stone cold, over the new top dogs. who, i might add, out of all of them, edge being the best worker. the wwe is a mess.
p.s.
before anyone gets mad
i tried hard to like cena, but god he a mediocre wrestler and a bad rapper and a terrible actor. why do so many people like him? Because it’s easy to look like a rock star when everyone around you is wearing a helmet and drooling on themselves.
JOHN CENA YOU ROCK!!!!!!! RANDY ORTOn you suck
CENA SUCKS COCK
SO DOES JEFF, THEY BOTH BLOW
WWE SUCKS ASS
TNA IS THE FUTURE
WWE IS ALREADY RUINED BECAUSE OF THESE PRICKS
what cha gonna do when hulkamania runs wild on u brother and i mean that in a gay way
Cena sucks he is a juicer wannabe wigger.
Real talent like Jericho are becoming the bad guy.
cena sucks
cena is a fag
i now i can´t wrestle. but im wwe Worst Wrestler Ever. my only fans are kids, girls, fan boys and marks. i only have 5 moves. all wrestlers thinks that i suck. i accept that i suck on the microphone too i suck in everything, im gay. i did copy the goodfather´s finisher. and also i changed the phrase of kurt angle to hustle loyalty respect. i really suck and i will suck for ever.
im only a money maker that´s all. kids buy my toys
im the worst wrestler ever :$
hey vince come on we can´t support this anymore!!!
fire cena!!! please we wan´t real wrestling!!! fuck john cena
WWE sucks…tna will rise and fuckin blow the wwe out of the water.please fire cena.
bring back the hardcore shit!
better storylines!!!!!!!
f you cena!
When Eddie died is when it really started to go downhill even faster….i seriously can’t sit through a whole episode of RAW anymore….cena will be the downfall of it all….i dont watch wwe anymore because of him…he’s not even worth booing anymore…neither is HHH…tired of them all…HHH is ALWAYS in the main event…its so boring…he can be gone for the whole year and come back in time for wrestlemania and STILL be in the main even for the championship….it sucks…its no wonder why top wwe guys left wwe for TNA….fuck the wwe…oh and i snuck backstage at the supershow in dallas…and they escorted me out lol….fuck that, i wasnt doing anything wrong…all the fucking money i gave to wwe the past years, I DESERVE to be back there…i give those workers thier paychecks…i will never watch wwe again, FUCK WWE, FUCK VINCE, FUCK CENA
I hate watching Cena’s matches because they are predictable and boring. People who like Cena do not necessarily know what is to wrestle. Kurt Angle himself said that Cena is a good entertainer but not a good wrestler. I hold it here.
Man fuk all yall who hatin on john cena he the reason the wwe is so big so all yall san suck cock and get off john cena swagg n get your own shit bitch dnt hate wat yu cnt imate thats y yall hatin on cena cuz yall cnt be like him so 4rm me to all yall hataz fukkkk you….dah one n only john cena’s wifey 4 life botch
No, you shut up! They are right, I suck big time. I only know 5 moves and don’t even perform them correctly, i can’t learn more moves ’cause i’m an idiot. I’m not funny, i can only come up with jokes for 3 year old kids. If you like me, then you suck too.
Guys. I admit it, I suck. It’s okay. I mean Earl Hebner can put on a better match than me, or hell Paul Bearer could put on a better much. BTW I jack off when they do close ups of Paul Bearer’s face at Survivor Series 1991. That shit is fucking sexy, best jizz I ever took.
I have huge tits.
Big Daddy V has sexy huge tits.
I take scissors and trim out my nose hairs then I tickle my own lip with them.
i eat people like john cena for breakfast. he like kfc chicken to me
YEAH ME TOO I EAT JON CENA UP LIKE BAKEFAST AND KENTACKY FIED CHICKUN.
You’re fired.
I draw Danny naked.
For all my fans, i’ve got to say…I SUCK!!! and I SUCK BIG TIME!!! that’s the whole and only truth
john cena is the worst thing ever. Eugene knew more moves than him. I find myself to be more interested in hornswoggle matches than his. Randy orton is the greatest ever. He grew up in wrestling. John cena just grew up a faggot.
JOHN CENA ROCKSSS….THIS IS TRUE.
HE IS VERY HARDWORKING GUY.
JOHN CENA ROCKSSS….THIS IS TRUE.
HE IS VERY HARDWORKING GUY. AND HE IS SUCKKSSS!!!
Sorry Kukujiao I try to work hard but I can’t learn anymore than these 5 moves that I do. I’m gay and like so suck on my bosses butthole every night after work. Please still love me I’m the greatest champion of all time!
Cena is absolutely brutal in the ring and has to be the most overpushed wrestler of all time, Hulk Hogan included. Hogan was charismatic and the most popular wrestler in the WWF by miles and miles; Cena is hated by most fans above the age of 12. All he is is Lou Thesz press, zomfg clothesline, hulk up with his shoes or whatever, Attitude Adjustment/FU. He cannot wrestle his way out of a paper bag.
What gets under my skin most though is the pathetic way the WWE just pushes and pushes and pushes him, trying to get him ‘over’ with the fans who boo him even when he wrestles massive heels like Orton and Edge.
Look on Youtube for the end of Royal Rumble 2008. Cena and Triple H were punching each other, when Cena got hit the crowd cheered, when HHH got hit the crowd booed. The main face, in the process of getting yet another stupidly massive push, getting booed mercilessly? It’s supposed to be the other way around.
Everywhere Hulk Hogan goes he STILL gets a huge positive reaction, same with Stone Cold, The Rock, Bert Hart, Ric Flair, etc. Cena had the longest title reign since Hogan was in the WWF, has been getting massive push after massive push for five years now, and is still hated… because he SUCKS. He has no charisma, he can’t wrestle and his character is boring and annoying (though the inept WWE writing staff are to blame for this).
Possibly the WORST thing about him is that you always know the only reason he ever loses the title is so they can have him win it back in a spectacular way and maybe the fans will finally like him. Does he know where the bodies are buried or something? This guy is the main reason the WWE is crap these days. Orton’s character is boring and depthless, and most of the other talented wrestlers are over the hill, but there HAS to be someone better than Cena to take the championship.
I shall rise to the top and topple Cena out so fans can come back and watch WWE again. At least, I can wrestle!
No John Cena is not a good wrestler he is not even a o.k. guy!!! What WWE needs to do is either fire Cena or at lease train him some good (or at lease some desent movesets) and then put him in acting school so he can approve his mic skills.
And P.S Cena needs a good wrestling gimmick so more people can take him seriously. I mean really who the hell stuggles in a match against The Miz I mean come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Miz is ass too. And the Cena fans out there who are disagreeing with me needs to grow up and start to like some real wrestlers like Edge or Randy Orton Rey Mysterio or John Morrison Kofi Kingston I could go on. Vince doesn’t care about the fans he only cares about the money, that is why he is not puting effort to make a strong change in the WWE. Vince & every bitch ass Cena fan will realize this when TNA will start to kick WWE’s ass in the ratings and eventually WWE will be like another WCW forgoten memory!!!! Then it will be too late. Jack Swagger is going to kick Cena’s ass soon and he will be on top of WWE and save us real wrestling fans some greef. at lease Swagger can wrestle, unlike John Cena. And I don’t care if you Cena fans hate this message, because what do you know about real wrestling. You all a bunch of kids, dence minded women’ dumbass wrestling fans and a bunch followers following the leader and beleiving the hype of John Cena hell I Know Women Wrestlers who can wrestle way better then John Cena. he makes Santino Marrela good perfomer even know he is patheteck weak. One Last proof Cena is lame he lost to a rookie known as Shamus, who the hell loses to a rookie? Shamus is O.K. but he is a rookie and John Cena is supose to be on top of the wrestling world.
whats is is shiat , Cena sucks and its Final . what yu have a problem with that ? well then you suck too ahahaa
what is this shiat , Cena sucks and its Final . what yu have a problem with that ? well then you suck too ahahaa
The Rock:
Finally, The Rock has come back to the doubleaxhandle.com…
So,Cena u think u can mimic the Rock…lalalalao Pie Eaten, Ass Kicking, Smack it down …people’s champ….then Rock says this…Who in the blue hell u think u r?????
If u’re a smell….what the rock is cooking…
The Undertaker:
REST IN PEACE……
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Jon Cena’s new entrance:
My time is up your time is now.
You can’t f$%K me cause I am gay now…
Wrestling has been on a downward spiral since the departure of The Rock and Stone Cold. The wrestler’s are boring; their gimmicks are trash; the scripts are recycled; the acting ability if the stars is cringe worthy…
The show(s) need to get back to their kitsch roots. Play on the ‘gay’ angel more – that stuff’s a laugh-riot. A few in-jokes about ‘roids would be funny too. Make rivalries last longer than 2 weeks. Find better/more edgy stars and gimmicks (…’cause the ‘Takers gonna find it hard to remain intimidating with a Zimmerframe!)
Just make the show what it was when The Rock and Austin were runnin’ things.
Because as it stands, I’m loathed to even DOWNLOAD Wrestlemania anymore! -__-
wwe is dead & buried for me
I stop watchin wresting cuase stupied cena he so fuckin predicteable he trys act like the rock. wwe same old shit no blood no violce i m attude era fan. i came back watchin wrestling aging cuase tna has some attude era and they have r.v.d and kurt angle and the dugleys. tna tna has best wrestling fans and managemnt then the doble u doble u e wwe sucks tna is coming 2 put wwe out of bussness
I suck so bad because of me everyone hates wwe I’m still making money so you can suck my dick
Cena is not sucks cena cool cena rules nxt sucks
R.I.P. WWF
cena sucks he is vince mcmahon #1 yes man johhny ace is vince mcmahon’s #2 yes man. cena is shit wrestler he is as bad in ring as hulk hogan was. bret hart, gre hammer valentine, even bad news brown is better wrestler than cena. I hope he rips both of his acl’s so he can retired.