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Why, Matt Hardy? WHY?!

Posted by Blogger T on January 28th, 2009

That is the question that is being asked by Hardy marks all around the internets.  At this past Sunday’s Royal Rumble, Matt Hardy turned on his brother, Jess Harvey, during a WWE title match with Edge. And people are taking it wayyyy too seriously.

Exhibit A: This picture/comment was taken off Matt Hardy’s myspace, and shows that people still believe that ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT;

Exhibit B: As a result of all the bickering and hilariously insane comments off that no good sonofabitch Matt Hardy’s myspace, a friend of mine made an animated video with an accumulation of the best and worst posts that were miraculously approved on V1’s site. That may be viewed here (thank you for your excessive free time, JohnnyBL).

Exhibit C: Finally, it all comes full circle. Remember when Owen Hart turned on Bret Hart at the 1994 Royal Rumble? Just imagine if we had social networking and blogs back then. People would have been murdered, yo. New Jack City styl’. With guns and shit. You know what I mean?

I’d like to remind everyone that wrestling is fixed. The storylines, the matches, the results are all a work. If you take it too seriously, you’re worse than a mark; you’re a certifiable retard. I know that I might be coming off as a bit harsh, but as a wrestling fan for, pretty much, my entire life.. I always had the presence of mind to know that it’s entertainment (well, sometimes it isn’t entertaining; thanks WWE!).

Grow up.

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Missy wants to know “Who hasn’t been ambiened?”

Posted by Blogger Brody on May 17th, 2008

You know you may have a problem, when you start using Ambien as a verb.

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Jimmy Jam Needed the Money; Hawk needed the cocaine

Posted by Blogger Brody on April 8th, 2008

When you think of 80s wrestlers personified, the first image that should pop in your head is Jimmy Garvin. This guy was the epitome of all that was great about 80’s wrestling: the puffy hair, the glasses, the famous strut. But that was the 80s.

Jimmy Garvin is now bald and apparently he’s strapped for cash. So, what is an aging former star to do? Release a bunch of backstage home videos from the 80s, duh! And, thats exactly what Jimmy did, releasing “Behind the Bash” which is basically an intro from a bald Jimmy Jam and then about 20 minutes of raw, uncensored backstage footage of all the big guns from the NWA just kickin’ it. There seems to be some white powder on Lex Luger’s mirror, but my sources could not confirm what that substance was. Well, I can sit here and yap about it, or I can just embed the Youtube rips:

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Hulk Hogan Sends a Sexual Message

Posted by Blogger T on April 4th, 2008

Another reason why YouTube was invented. Also, check out our previous post about The Ultimate Warrior wanting to come all over you, brother!

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The Ultimate Warrior wants to come

Posted by Blogger Brody on March 28th, 2008

Videos like this are the reason why YouTube was created.

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So…Pillman really didn’t want to shoot Austin?

Posted by Blogger T on February 18th, 2008

Browsing on YouTube this afternoon, I ran into a nice find. Remember that controversial skit between Steve Austin and Brian Pillman? You know. The one where Pillman pulled out a 9mm pistol on live television.

Well, I hate to break it to our loyal DoubleAxHandle fans.. but it was all fake! That’s right. The WWE lies to you and your children.

Here’s your proof (side note: It seems that this footage was taken from a live feed of Raw that was taped over an old episode of Nitro; as shown on the end of Part 2):

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Abyss Unmasked

Posted by Blogger Brody on December 24th, 2007

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In case you’re wondering, he’s on the left! Between this and the recent TNA script leaking,  looks like TNA has a mole inside their offices. I didn’t know Todd Gordon worked for them either.