Pictured above: Robert Gibson (L) and Ricky Morton (R). OLD!

The answer is “Still Gross…”

Oh, and she apparently just launched a new website, although, it looks as though it was launched sometime in 1998.

You may have seen WWE Hall of Famer Greg “The Hammer” Valentine last week during RAW and went “Oh yea, what ever happened to that guy?” Well, our crack team of researchers (read:on crack) have found out just how Mr. Valentine was spending last summer. Why, showing up at a random backyard wrestling event of course:

And you thought his run as one half of Rhythm and Blues was bad. Gotta love that there are two people out there cheering (most likely the ‘bookers’ of the show who gathered all the money they made working at Dairy Queen) his speech where he  basically acknowledges how pathetic this is. BACKYARD WRESTLERS BEWARE…Greg Valentine may be walking down the back alleys and may just run in and try to spoil your fun. In case of attack, call Vince McMahon.

I know what you’re thinking. Who the fuck is Chris Masters? Well, not even one year ago, he was in the MAIN EVENT of WWE New Years Revolution in the elimination chamber. Remember now? Uhh, how about his Masterlock challenge, where he would grab some douche bag from the crowd or a jobber from the back and put him in a pre-historic finisher? No?! How about the guy that was released because his Masterpiece of a body was due to a masterpiece of drug prescriptions? Ahh, now you remember. It didn’t take long for Chris’s star to fall once Benoit had to be all selfish and kill himself and his wife/kid. Now that WWE is frowning on steroids (unless you’re John Cena), young Chris couldn’t handle it, as his whole gimmick was based on the wonder drug.

Which brings us to the above clip. He’s now continuing the Masterlock challenge at indy shows with no named fat dudes. Good luck, Chris, and don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be back on Smackdown as soon and the heat wears off!