The Art of FFwatching

FFwatchingIf it wasn’t for my DVR, I would’ve given up on wrestling years ago. I said it! Wrestling is absolutely unbearable to watch without a remote control nowadays. From all the rehashed video packages and the super long entrances to the ungodly restholds, I can do without all the time filler.

On average, I would say I can watch a whole episode of RAW in 20 minutes, 30-45 if there are decent matches. I’ve picked up on WWE’s “new style” of delivering wrestling. Things happen for the first two minutes to get your attention, then they settle down. Click!. Randy Orton applies a resthold… click!. Divas Match…Click!. John Cena reciting poop jokes and jocking the WWE Universe’s proverbial balls…Click!. ECW is usually full on ffwatching, with the exception of Evan Bourne. The only wrestler who has my absolute undivided attention is Santino Marella, for reasons I’m sure you understand.

Oh, and TNA, forget about it. More like Total Nonstop FFwatching zing! I think in the month of October, I pretty much launched the show in my DVR, hit FF and never stopped to watch, other than maybe a Mick Foley promo and a Motor City Machine Guns match. It’s gotten a little better now, but still there is a ton of FFwatching going on.

You should really try it sometime. It’s like saying FUCK YOU SHITTY BOOKING, I will not waste my time watching it. The entertainment value of the shows will go way up and you’ll have way more time to spend online bitching about how wrestling sucks or you know “having a life”…whatever that is.

9 Comments

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena makes the bookings sucks cuz he sucks himself.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena sucks at wrestling at his finest.

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  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena can’t see The Rock cuz Cena messed up his sight as they where fighting and Rock won but Cena, he lost and he sucks.

    • Momoko says:

      I think they should bring the tap btotun pin system bak cause it sucks that once you miss the line when holding down the btotun the line goes all the way bak and you would have to try again, i see it as if you are really beat down once you miss it after the count of 2 you minus well say you lost

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena sucks all the time while getting beat and laid during wrestling he sucks everytime.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Wrestling doesn’t need Cena to look big, Rock is the key Cena sucks.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Rock gets Cena easily and kicks his @$$!

  • Harry says:

    its not going to be ps2 cant you udnertantsd tha tlast year they siad no more ps2 games wwe 12 was not ps2 so way wood wwe 13 dude ps2 is dead ps4 is coimng soon so they get stay on sp3 ps2 games hold wwe games abck there down ok no more ps2 game si what sony said

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