Give Me A Hell Yeah Dept.

Wrestling in the Bible

Posted by Buff Blogwell on November 18th, 2008

It's Getting A Little Gay In Here

Petey Williams Gets Ripped Off

Posted by Blogger Brody on November 16th, 2008

Woah. If somebody were to just stumble onto our front page for the first time, after searching for “pictures of axs” or “senior-citizens fucking hart”, they might think this is a GAY wrestling blog, and while we have nothing against the gays (boo, prop 8!), we felt we needed to post something to counter balance our astute observations about the homo-erotic undertones of the sport.

And so, we are proud to present…
Petey Williams Gets His Finisher Stolen…

(this is a little graphic folks, definitely NSFW, wouldn’t want you to get fired… put the kids to bed, yadda yadda, click through…) Read the rest of this entry »

"Not that there's anything wrong with that" Dept. Very Homo Visual Mark Out no homo

Possibly the Reason Why Gabe Was Fired?

Posted by Blogger T on November 16th, 2008

Just a hunch. Its not I don’t find Rhett “Addicted to Love” Titus entertaining. This guy is brilliant! He oozes sex appeal. He’s a manly man. Plus, he’s totally not gay.

Those Were The Gays Dept. no homo

Back In The Days Before Oiled Up And Close-Breathing Promos.

Posted by Buff Blogwell on November 16th, 2008

What with everyone oiled up and breathing on each other, lips 4 millimeters apart from a passionate kiss and snarling, it’s so hard to keep track nowadays of who is gay in the WWE.  It was so much easier 20 years ago when the guys who were supposed to be portrayed as gay wore makeup, dresses and bras, and the faces called them fags for humongous crowd pops.

Visual Mark Out no homo

What’s with all the breathing?

Posted by Blogger Brody on November 15th, 2008

Seriously guys, either take a step back or just make out already!

[Buff adds: Brought to you by Vince McMahon, the creator of the totally not-gay World Bodybuilding Federation.]

Visual Mark Out

Roddy Piper is a fantastic role model for the kids…

Posted by Blogger Brody on November 10th, 2008

While we reorganize things, let this inspire you…

Politics

Sandman on 9/11; not 911

Posted by Blogger T on September 26th, 2008

Wrestling and politics. Sounds like a natural mix.