Waste of Money (pictured above)
You’ve spent 20 years saying your prayers and eating your vitamins, but now you could really indulge with the new Hulkster line of frozen food products. Apparently, there are hamburgers, cheeseburgers and chicken sandwiches. Available at such classy establishments as Wal Mart. So what the hell are you waiting for? Get your fat ass off the computer, and go to Wal Mart and get these before they fly off the shelves. I know what I’m having for dinner.