Whatcya gonna do when these saturated fats run wild on you?
May 5th, 2008 | Written by Blogger Brody | 13 Comments
Waste of Money (pictured above)
You’ve spent 20 years saying your prayers and eating your vitamins, but now you could really indulge with the new Hulkster line of frozen food products. Apparently, there are hamburgers, cheeseburgers and chicken sandwiches. Available at such classy establishments as Wal Mart. So what the hell are you waiting for? Get your fat ass off the computer, and go to Wal Mart and get these before they fly off the shelves. I know what I’m having for dinner.
I bet it makes your penis bigger, too. JBL is so jealous right now.
My penis is shaped like a cheeseburger.
This is the greatest cheeseburger in the history of our great sport.
TAKE YOUR VITAMINS, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, AND EAT MY CHEESEBURGERS!!!!
Ive been trying to find these at my walmart, all they have is the Hogan Energy Drinks…
No sir, you’d never find any of this crap down here in the south; we have real wrestling down here. Not that MTV, selling cheeseburgers crap like up North.
These are a great idea for the marketable Hulkster. I’ve always…ALWAYS… been a WWE man, and I’ll always be a fan of the Hulkster. I’ll have to try these burgers with some Good Ole JR’s BBQ sauce.
Hulkster can lay Cena out with one weak punch and bam, Cena’s knocked out down cold dead.
Cena gets down right beatin by Hulk.
Cena sucks and so does his wrestling style.
Rock always knows how to put lame@$$ John Cena in his place.
Cena sucks people and his wrestling sucks as always. Watch how The Rock performs and you’ll be satisfied in no seconds.
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