I know what you’re thinking. Who the fuck is Chris Masters? Well, not even one year ago, he was in the MAIN EVENT of WWE New Years Revolution in the elimination chamber. Remember now? Uhh, how about his Masterlock challenge, where he would grab some douche bag from the crowd or a jobber from the back and put him in a pre-historic finisher? No?! How about the guy that was released because his Masterpiece of a body was due to a masterpiece of drug prescriptions? Ahh, now you remember. It didn’t take long for Chris’s star to fall once Benoit had to be all selfish and kill himself and his wife/kid. Now that WWE is frowning on steroids (unless you’re John Cena), young Chris couldn’t handle it, as his whole gimmick was based on the wonder drug.

Which brings us to the above clip. He’s now continuing the Masterlock challenge at indy shows with no named fat dudes. Good luck, Chris, and don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be back on Smackdown as soon and the heat wears off!