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that just made my head hurt.. almost worse than a warrior speech.. lol
It’s true, I am highly educated. At least as far as universities go. We universities usually don’t get much schooling.
Scott Steiner, on the other hand… hoo boy. Not so much.
I am vun of der countries Scott Steiner hass wrestled, Ya? He is big stiff. I carry der whole match. ACH du LIEBER!
I, Dr. Frederick Ostertag, PhD, Certified Yam Expert, hereby do swear and affirm that Scott Steiner does indeed have the largest yams in the world*, beating the previous record of 270 cubic meters held by a Mary Pryce of Hampshire, England.
*Pending inquiry into the use of YGH (Yam Growth Hormone) in breeding.
“Veni, Vidi, Voochy.”
I like that. I’m gonna definitely use that.
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