Greg Valetine hammers the backyard competition
April 6th, 2008 | Written by Blogger Brody | 2 CommentsYou may have seen WWE Hall of Famer Greg “The Hammer” Valentine last week during RAW and went “Oh yea, what ever happened to that guy?” Well, our crack team of researchers (read:on crack) have found out just how Mr. Valentine was spending last summer. Why, showing up at a random backyard wrestling event of course:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v908267NTcmQyCCAnd you thought his run as one half of Rhythm and Blues was bad. Gotta love that there are two people out there cheering (most likely the ‘bookers’ of the show who gathered all the money they made working at Dairy Queen) his speech where he basically acknowledges how pathetic this is. BACKYARD WRESTLERS BEWARE…Greg Valentine may be walking down the back alleys and may just run in and try to spoil your fun. In case of attack, call Vince McMahon.
And when you say “hammers the competition” you mean he drunkenly taps them on the head lightly and they go flying out of the ring.
Hey guys, just letting you know, I’m also available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs. Or if you’re having some kinda carnival and you need someone to sit in one of those dunk tanks, I’m totally down for that too.