Greg Valetine hammers the backyard competition

You may have seen WWE Hall of Famer Greg “The Hammer” Valentine last week during RAW and went “Oh yea, what ever happened to that guy?” Well, our crack team of researchers (read:on crack) have found out just how Mr. Valentine was spending last summer. Why, showing up at a random backyard wrestling event of course:

And you thought his run as one half of Rhythm and Blues was bad. Gotta love that there are two people out there cheering (most likely the ‘bookers’ of the show who gathered all the money they made working at Dairy Queen) his speech where he  basically acknowledges how pathetic this is. BACKYARD WRESTLERS BEWARE…Greg Valentine may be walking down the back alleys and may just run in and try to spoil your fun. In case of attack, call Vince McMahon.


  • Buff Blogwell says:

    And when you say “hammers the competition” you mean he drunkenly taps them on the head lightly and they go flying out of the ring.

  • Greg "The Hammer" Valentine says:

    Hey guys, just letting you know, I’m also available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs. Or if you’re having some kinda carnival and you need someone to sit in one of those dunk tanks, I’m totally down for that too.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Wowy wow wow wow, will Cena ever get laid big time by these great legends.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena got beat up by youngsters and old timers.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Zap pow as Cena hits the floor beatin to death by the oldies.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena gets laid out cold by old men.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    The Rock even laid Cena out cold easily by hitting him with his strong pinky finger! ^_^

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Therefore to all CENA SUCKS!!!!!

  • I think everything published was actually very logical. However, what about this? suppose you were to write a awesome headline? I am not saying your content is not good., however suppose you added a post title that makes people want more? I mean Greg Valetine hammers the backyard competition // DoubleAxHandle is kinda plain. You ought to glance at Yahoo’s front page and see how they create post headlines to get viewers to open the links. You might add a video or a related picture or two to get people excited about everything’ve got to say. In my opinion, it might bring your posts a little livelier.

  • Tatyana says:

    Hey, Richard, those photos weren’t scieetlve, they were taken blind by extending my arm into a darkened hole in the side of the house, and shooting w/flash without knowing what I’d get. I tried to take enough to pan around the space, but I couldn’t see what I was getting. The place stank in a pungent, stick-in-yr-nostrils sort of way. It sounds sometimes like you feel like you’re the only Voice Of Reason and Sense here, but you might extend some benefit of the doubt to others who’ve seen and read things you have not.

  • Jody says:

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    on-line you should try too, just type in google – slabs roulette system

  • Kerstin says:

    Just because the cover to the beeakrr panel was open, that would not expose any bus bars and probably was left open by the fire dept first responders. And what you call a fuse box was not, it was a circuit beeakrr panel which was not out dated . Maybe the wind blew a plastic hanger into an open fuse box ? You’re right, you are not a professional investigator, so my advice to you is to say nothing at all.

  • Hussain says:

    Please explain about the vindeiog of the race. I noticed 2 different cameras focused on Michelle. Why was that? Did her parents hire someone to video tape their daughter for prosperity? None of the other runners were video taped. How did the taping come to be edited and plubished to the web? I am just curious of the process.Sincerely,Mike

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