Happy Thanksgiving from The Gobbledygooker!

The DoubleAxHandle staff would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.¬† Here’s a flashback to the 1990 Survivor Series, as one of the worst gimmicks in wrestling’s history was literally hatched¬† (even if it was for one night).
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I remember watching this as a kid and not knowing what the hell was happening. But, ole Mean Gene saves the day with some of the best dance moves I’ve ever seen from an elderly man; not withstanding the crazy-dancing-happy-fun Six Flags guy.

16 Comments

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    John Cena got a whoppin by The Rock at Mania!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    John Cena is never good at wrestling and will never be in the same league as The Rock!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    John Cena has no wrestling skill not once, fact of truth!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena wished he was great like The Rock but he fails!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena can’t even tough The Rock with his entire tank steroid body.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Women I know can out wrestle Cena and can actually beat him! ^_^

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena can’t rap or wrestle but hey The Rock can do both better than Cena!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    The Rock crushes John Cena in no seconds!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    The Rock can retire John Cena with a no problem solution.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    The Rock knows how to make John Cena even more washed up than before!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    John Cena can appoligize to The Rock while he gets his candy@$$ whooped at the same time!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Hornswoggle and Cena can say sorry to The Rock for bashing him for no reason while The Rock tells them to take their appologies and shove it up!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena can’t fight but Rock and I can!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena is gonna get his @$$ kicked, la la la la la la la!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    **Rap beat goes on**

    @theafrohedgehog Uh yeah, bring that beat up dog, BRING IT ON!! Punks everywhere in the world don’t understand my situation, always making them look good for thems to put others down. What goes around comes around sucka! Every doggone time, I get that hostile feeling that I’m being targeted by a moron with no class, but you know what, I’m gonna fix this crap right now, your @$$ is mine *****!

    Everytime that I see fit where somebodies got to be taught a lesson. A jerk off moron now is gonna get a big time messin. Punking me out for no reason is a big mistake when it doesn’t concern a person. This particular @$$clown don’t get who he’s just dissin. He picked the wrong guy to mess with. A victim I’m about to bust out goes by the name of Theafrohedgehog. Heck that’s a stupid name for a cyberbully, people should just call you The@$$holewedgesob. Why you hold a grudge? Who dine made you judge? Picking the wrong tough son of a gun like me, now I’m gonna make you beg on your knees. Tough talking behind an ugly painting of a blue Sonic character cause you is a coward. Making you soft as you begin to go sour. Yeah a punk like you thinking you’re a boss of the darn internet like it’s some sideshow universe. Well once I reign on your parade like you reign on mine, you’d be thinking second toughts and going reverse. All you do is blah blah blahdiddy doda dooodddaaa day, what in the blue crap did you just say? You try to call me out and say that I look like an @$$ on Youtube videos. Coming from a douchebag who’s afraid to show his own scenerio. Say’s the ignorant Brit, that sounds like a total wit, why in the world do you have such a lousy fit? People like you and your homeboy John Cena don’t mind butting on peoples business’s, how would you and my homie Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson interfere in y’alls business’s? That’s why homie The Rock whipped your boy Cena’s candy@$$ at Wrestlemania. Get in my face fool like Cena did with Rock, but Just like Cena, your gonna get a good old fashion whipomania. Keep interfering with my business, I have a tons of witness’s. They even don’t like your cowardly hide, they even want to take you for a ride, of your life, just for the fun of it so you can get FRIED!!! You love making fun of autisms and retardations for fun, but if I was you. I would be hauling my @$$ out of there and run! Don’t underestimate them because they’re not dumb as you think. They leave you a black eye so bad, all you could do is see with one eye as if you’re doing a wink. Man every coward has their day, like yesterday, and every other darn day!!!! Few years back, sitting down the sack, the east side riots just having a fit for sickening thugs who just kill for fun and all. Should’ve known thugs like them can’t handle a riot of them all. Reminds me of a thug like you thinking you can go after me, but you’re just looking to be stung like a doggone bee. The unoriginal webster making his videos thinking he’s kind, but in reality he’s another moron who deserves to be fined! Get a life you skinny twig, you might as well wear a darn wig. This person thinking he’s straight with everyone, but please people, I’m warning y’all, don’t be this guys friend! Don’t trust this guy named Theafrohedgehog, knock him out of his Youtube channel and send him on his way for the true fiend that he is!

    Yeah the word is going out dawg, how you like me now? Yeah fool, you think you’re the king of all people? Heck no idiot, you’re not my king and never will you be, matter of fact you’ll never be a king fool! You’re gonna be put in your place my friend and being standed correct, cause a hardcore punk like me ain’t having that $*!*, no sir! You’re just a bully, a big time cyber bully! Tippy toe fool, all through your lazy stallin, punk@$$ you could never hang with me or be me period! Your time of being in the internet trolling around other peoples channels and making smark remarks and your videos are coming to an end! Don’t worry, your day of ruling is ending real soon! Everyone in Youtube like me will celebrate the victory once you retire quick for good and move out. So step up to me, if you can get me shivered, yeah right.

    **Rap beat goes off**

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena got defeated by Rock!

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