CONFIRMED: Chris Jericho Can't Do Anything About Pirates

From an interview of Chris Jericho in the UK Guardian.

Q:  We see you’re currently the WWE’s Intercontinental champion. What exactly is intercontinental about that title?

JERICHO:  That means I am the champion of all of the continents. As far as the water and skies go I don’t have any jurisdiction, but if it’s on land then I’m pretty much in charge.

Q:  Right, so what’s left for the actual WWE champion?

JERICHO:  Well the WWE champion’s in charge of boats and planes and stuff like that. If you’re a pirate, the WWE champion is pretty much in charge. If a pirate comes up to me I really can’t do anything about it.

21 Comments

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Well all I can say is Jericho and Rock both beat Cena in heartbeats like as Cena is a useless hack.

    • Tika says:

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  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena gets owned by Rock again wow what a douchebag.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Rock can easily own Cena of anything besides wrestling like movies too.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Rock says he’ll defeat Cena and end his career for good yay! ^_^

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena sucks, he needs to retire from wrestling and find a new career like babysitting puppies. That seems to be his style of work when it comes to him not being wrestling material.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena can even work as a pest killer instead of his sucky wrestling career.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena can’t save his own life in reality truth fact.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena needs to go home and lock himself up then get fired from WWE.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    John Cena is a disgrace of all sports entertainment. Even little kids and old people can wrestle better than Cena no lie there.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena just got a phone call from WWE and they said he’s fired cause his wrestling skills stink! What skills does he actually have anyway? None!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena is the greatest joke of all history.

    • Roman says:

      Sir William . There is still one more facet to the story. Both the Repubs and the Dems have COMMITTED to the Soetoro scheme, and the PUBLIC knows exctaly what they done. Now they have NOWHERE to hide, and CONTINUE their stream of bull manure in the hope that somehow the rest of the world will sooner or later agree with them. If nobody agrees with them ,they are DONE, and the news will start filtering through their thick skulls on November 2

    • about low says:

      I can already tell that’s gonna be super helpful.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Cena this Cena that who cares Cena doesn’t have any talent to back him up but Rock has talent though.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Even Ken and Ryu can knock out Cena with one blow, ouch!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Rock can easily beat Cena with once blow, ouch.

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    Rock can beat Cena in an I Quit match. Cena would say I quit and not only give up the match but give up wrestling and his entire career is ended yay!!!! ^_^

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    I can even beat John Cena up easily, he has no chance against me no siree! ^_^

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    @theafrohedgehog Yeah startin to lay tight at my sack, so anyone try to rant on me can get off my back. Stupid ingrits can get stomped by me, just like you can only be. Silly punk goes by the name of afro, can cut that stupid hair off your fro. I’m all full of energy as like being tanked up with gasoline, while you pack no punches with no vaseline. Yeah taking that track from Ice Cube got it in the game, taking more shots at as you come back lame. I knock you out all the way to the town of China, only that a wrestler who visited there goes by the name of Chyna. Cracker please you can’t faze me like that fake supa men fool Cena, both of you have a lot of common just a bunch of cowardly wena’s. I see through your scared image as I spit rhymes that kill, don’t underestimate me son I have all the power of my skills. A lot of dentures that have crossed everyones path, heck they won’t figure out my brilliant math. Also a lunatic who goes by the name of Jonathan Washington on Youtube, can go stick himself in a box like a tiny cube. I see straight through any punk who thinks they can clobber the best, but at the same time I smack and smash all of you pests. You ain’t Sonic the hedgehog fool you’re an ant, that’s why all you do is slander then pant. I Ace Jorkel killing your whole set, If I was you I would go out and jet. Man get off of Youtube an stay in a hole, no wonder everyone thinks you’re a mole. Can’t you see you ignorance is invalid to the whole nation? Heck little boy you should take more than a vacation. I’m like a modern day 2pac making you squeel like a *****, any last words before you start to itch? Ha ya I’m getting sick of messing with punks like you, keep messing with me and you won’t be the same too.

    Word up!

  • Ace Jorkel says:

    @theafrohedgehog Nice try startin to look good young and inocent until someone will catch you red hand fool. I may not bust my rhymes today but I can still kill with my words of truth like how I exposed Cena, I too can expose you!

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